I would like to take this time for an opportunity to talk to you all about something that concerns me as a human being.
It has come to my attention that there is a show on TV literally called Honey Boo Boo. I know I am late-coming in find out about this festering pile of dog shit, but better late than never. Okay, that's definitely not true, but anyways... I am not sure what this network ass gang bang could possibly be about or how such a show could possibly have any sort of redeeming social value. MTV has sunk to a new low. I am guessing that is who airs it. Either that, or the E! Network.
The network executives are draining the collective IQ to the level of those burned out crack whores pimping their own ugly children out to whatever pedophile audience watches those things, and now to TV audiences too, and exponentially more pedophiles. That kind of show is their bread and butter... Guhhhhhhhh! I just dry heaved. Oh God!...
What the fuck is wrong with us, America?! Why is anyone watching this garbage? Well, anyone besides pedophiles? As if that poor child's life wasn't going to be rough enough. Now it has to stare in the face of exponentially growing cultural ambivalence, which will be a long lonely road through life, especially for a junky quasi-celebrities who will probably end up ODing while huffing Clorox, anyway...
Well, I am not going to waste any more space on this issue, so now you may resume your regularly scheduled afternoon masturbation session.
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