Showing posts with label Smashwords. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smashwords. Show all posts

Friday, June 6, 2014

Reformatted, Navigable, Tales from the Fringes

I am uploading to Smashwords (and soon Amazon and Barnes and Noble, too), a reformatted version of Tales from the Fringes.  I have made the Table of Contents functional and the file navigable, and standardized the formatting of the punctuation, which was inconsistent.  I have also fixed some nagging grammatical errors.  Other than that, it is the same collection--no major changes have been made.  This makes a higher quality, more professional version of the product.  I have done the same thing to the print version, but I don't have time to finish the process now (with this whole paper thing I've got going).  Also, I have lowered to price to 99 cents to attempt to reach a wider audience.  As I understand it, 99 cents is the ideal price for an independently published eBooks--even though I will be making less in royalties, I will theoretically, be selling more (hopefully).

Well, that is all for now.  See you cats tomorrow after I finish and turn in this paper.  I hope to be able to sit down and actually write out a full-length post.  I know I am due for one, but this... paper...  It will be over soon enough.  I am progressing well now, so I should probably get back to it.  Peace!

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Answering THE Question

As anyone who has ever written a novel will tell you, when someone else finds out that you have written one, he/she will inevitably ask, "What's it about?"  While it seems like a simple and honest enough question,  it is actually a bit complicated and answering it adequately is an area where I struggle.  I mean, essentially, when someone asks you that question, that person is asking you to sum up, in my case, a nearly 57,000-word novel, in one or two sentences.  

While it is not an impossible task, depending upon the level of complexity of the work, it is something that takes careful thought and consideration, so that you can give the person asking an accurate description and hopefully entice him/her to want to read it.  It is difficult to promote a book, and it is important to take every opportunity that you get to win someone over.  Hopefully, eventually, you can get people to buy your books based on your reputation, but first you have to build one, and to do that, you need to get people to read what you are writing.  That is the hard part.  In my opinion, it is way harder even than writing the thing.

Up until recently, I feel I like have been doing an inadequate job at this task.  After having taken time to consider the problem, I have come to realize that it all comes down to getting the information out, in an efficient, effective manner, and that all starts with the question.  I had grown accustomed to saying something along the lines that Out in the Garage is a coming of age story--but that is pretty vague.  Next time I am asked--and I will, inevitably, be asked again--I will say something along these lines:

It is a coming of age story about growing up in a small town in the Midwest and playing in a band.  It focuses on the importance of doing something because you love it instead of because you are trying to look cool, as society/life is going to fuck you around every corner and it ultimately shouldn’t really matter what other people think.

It is short and to the point, and, while still somewhat vague, it gives the person asking a much more specific response than just, "coming of age story."  If that still isn't satisfactory, I can talk about how it also deals with love, sexuality, relationships, marriage, and divorce, and explain how it does so, or I could go more into the technical side of the novel. This might be necessary if I am talking to someone who is well-read or a writer, such as a colleague.  I could tell add to my description, by saying:

It’s also an experiment in narrativity in that it is in the first person and the present tense (for the most part) which, the way I have written it, I think, gives it a stream-of-consciousness feel.  It is very much set in a subjective, symbolic world where time is relative.

Finally, if that still isn't enough, or if I am inebriated, or something, and it seems like the person asking needs even more of an explanation, or if I want to make myself sound smart, I can say:

It is a meditation on religion/spirituality, focusing on how humans create meaning as a way to cope with aspects of life that they have a difficult time in grasping, which are really fundamentally ungraspable.  Just because you grow up in a culture where the keepers of the status quo tell you the world is a certain way, it doesn’t mean that you have to accept that as Truth, because there is no Truth, but truths.

Generally the first, most-basic one will be enough of a description for most people, as I believe it pretty well gives the gist of it, for the most part.  As different audiences require different levels of complexity, I can always pick up these threads and weave in more detail--if I am feeling generous or if the person asking seems genuinely interested and wants to hear more.

It is important to be detailed and specific, and flexible, when telling people about the novel, as it is an important part of promoting it.  This is how low-budget, word-of-mouth promotional strategies go: every person who seems remotely interested is a potential customer.

As I will be the first to admit, I am still learning the ins and outs of self-publishing.  I need to get better at self-promotion and finding subtle, effective ways at getting people's attentions.  Unfortunately, I have to come at it from a sales mentality--that doesn't mean I have to be obnoxious, but I should use every opportunity (especially ones that come about naturally) to get the word out there.

It does get annoying, at times, when people ask the question--at least, anyways, when it seems like they are more or less just being polite and don't really care--but I still need to get better at popping out my  description, because, well, you can never be completely sure about someone else's motivation.  Maybe they do actually care and will actually go out and read it.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Herman Melville, You Motherfucker...

Good God.  I am going to give it one last shot.  It came to me: an epiphany.

Before I give it up, before I let it go, before I decide to switch, once and for all, to a non-thesis track, I am going to throw myself at it, head first, so that way by the time my head stops spinning my fingers will be on fire and I will type like the wraith of Hell is pressed up against my ass.

I just have to believe in Hell, first.

This coffee tastes like shit.  I guess it's just as well that the Keurig is putting less water in and it is beginning to taste a little like motor oil.  It's bitter but a little nutty like a good stout beer.

For it I must sacrifice for myself, for a time period: sleep, and sanity.

It's just as well.  Those things are overrated anyways.  Society has made such a to-do about them, but, yet, if people stopped and looked around at the general fucking nuthouse that society has become, then they will realize that it is just the new normal.

Herman Melville, you motherfucker, here I come...









Wednesday, February 5, 2014

NOTE:

In order to proactively correct mistakes that I missed when I published Out in the Garage, I went back through and proofread it again and have made the corrections to the manuscript.  The updated ebook version is available on Smashwords and shortly will be available on Amazon through the Kindle Store.  It will be available again in paperback in a couple of days.

The changes are relatively minor in nature, but I felt it was necessary to do so---as to make a better effort towards professionalism.  While I cannot guarantee these will be the last changes I make, I have no intention of making any more at this time.  I have learned that I need to buy another proof and go through it again until I no longer need to correct any typos---which are basically the only things I really changed.

As a writer and a publisher, this whole process is in every way a learning experience, and I hope, as I continue to write and publish my own books, that I can avoid making these mistakes in the future.

On another note, my short story collection, Tales from the Fringes, received a 5-star rating on Goodreads.  Here's to many more!  *raises imaginary champagne glass to imaginary audience*


Monday, January 20, 2014

Out in the Garage Promotional Offer on Smashwords

Do you have an e-reader?  If so, you might want to pay attention: I am running an ongoing promotion with Smashwords.  For a limited time, you will be able to get the e-book version of Out in the Garage for FREE!  That's a $3.99 value at no cost.  If you are interested, go to my Smashwords page, click on the yellow buy button on the right, and in "coupon code" box enter EK75C.


This is to celebrate the long-coming release of this, my first novel.  In case you are not up to date, Out in the Garage was a nine year effort, and I chose to self-publish so I could maintain creative freedom and artistic control.  Technology has made it possible for anyone to strive to be the next Virginia Woolf, who, with her husband, started a publishing company for the same reasons.  While I have no intention of publishing anything but my own fiction, I am hoping that I can continue keeping the art of writing literature alive, in my own way.  Many other writers have self-published, and now it is easy and cost-effective.


Please support me as an artist and take advantage of this opportunity to get the e-book version of Out in the Garage for free.  Again, follow one of the links to my Smashwords page, click on the yellow buy button on the right, and in the "coupon code" box enter EK75C.

The only thing I ask of you is that if you do get the book, when you do read it, please leave me a review on Smashwords, so others can know about your experience with my work.  Also, if you enjoy my writing, and know others who would, please help me spread the word.  Every little bit helps!  Thank you!

Thursday, January 16, 2014

Ebook and Print versions of Out in the Garage are for sale!

Okay people, the paperback version is now out on Createspace.  It will be 5-7 days before it goes on Amazon, and all the other sites where Createspace distributes my books.

I will let you all know when I hear about Smashwords and the Premium catalog.  This time around I am going to let them distribute my ebook to all of the sites, instead of self-distributing it to the Kindle store and the Nook store.

That being said, I highly recommend purchasing from these sites.  They are safe and secure, and by doing so you will be supporting me and all the other indie authors who use these services to publish their books.

Thank you all for your support---especially all of my friends and family who have supported me in writing this and listened to me babble about it, time and time again.  I really appreciate your support.  I especially appreciate the support of my wife, who has been so supportive and understanding and has really been the one to keep pushing me to keep working on it and to think about things like the design from a different perspective.  I know I can be difficult to work with!  I love you!

This is a day I have been working towards for nine years---it is actually very surreal.  It is going to take me a while to get used to the idea that this book is actually finished, and that I can begin to move on---that I can focus on my thesis and grad school and teaching and getting this shit done!  I will also be spending time finding new, creative ways to promote this book and try to extend my reach.

Anyways, I am rambling---when is that any different, right---and I need to get to work.  Thank you all again, and please, if you do purchase it and like it, please write me a review on whatever site where you bought it or Goodreads.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

UPDATE:

The e-book version of Out in the Garage is out for $3.99 on Smashwords in a variety of formats.  It's status for the Premium Catalog is still pending, but I hope and believe that I have formatted it properly and am meeting their standards---but we'll see.

The print edition will be out soon---I am just waiting to hear from Create Space.  As soon as they okay it for print, I will release it for sale.  It will be $7.99.

That is all for now, but I will keep you posted as things change.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Promotional Offer

Have an e-reader?  Well, I've got a deal for you!  Enter this coupon code at  https://www.smashwords.com between now and December 1, 2013 and receive the e-book edition of Tales from the Fringes for Free!

The coupon code is WX48L (not case-sensitive).

If you do take advantage of this offer, please review it!  Thank you!

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Breaking Free

Freshman papers are not fun to read.  It is tedious and sometimes frustrating -- but also at times rewarding. No matter how bad it may be, it will ALWAYS be better than grilling food, making burritos, flipping burgers, working in a factory, working in warehouses...  It's important to keep it in perspective.

At least I can sit here, in my home office, in the air conditioning, with any music that I want, surrounded by my favorite things, books, guitars, and CDs, challenging myself to be better and to try and help these students become better writers.  If they don't take it seriously, it's not my problem, but I feel pretty lucky in that most of my class seems to take it seriously.  They genuinely seem like a good group of people, and I think this is going to be a great semester.

We are all still getting to know one another, and I am still assessing their individual strengths and weaknesses, but I don't think I am going to have many problems -- if the first two weeks are any indication.  I know I need to work on explaining concepts better, and getting them to force me to explain them better.  I can already tell a difference from the first common writing assignment papers to the first drafts -- for the most part -- and that might just be because it is a more interesting topic, but I can tell they are at least thinking more about what they are writing.

The more that I think about it, the more that it dawns on me, that I am truly lucky to be doing what I enjoy doing for a living -- even if I am at the beginning stages of it.  I think back to even just a month ago how miserable I was, and how much I hated my life, and my life now couldn't be more different.  Sure, it's challenging and sometimes frustrating, and it takes up a lot of my time, but there is not much else I would rather be doing right now.

I am still working on getting better at time management, and sometimes I have a hard time forcing myself to do schoolwork, but, I am getting better, and, more often than not, doing what I need to be doing, and I have faith in myself that I will continue working on this and getting better at it -- I mean, I am still able to get plenty of sleep each night, so I must not be doing too badly.

I do wish I had more time spend with my wife, my friends, and my family, but they are all very supportive, so I am pretty lucky in that regard.  While I work, I just have to keep in mind, that the more I work I put in now, the more time I will be able to spend with them later.  It's hard, and frustrating, but I know it will be worth it, and that I will be able to find a good-paying job -- I just have to keep working hard and being smart about the decision that I make.  It's amazing how much work it takes to get to the simple life.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Thomas Hardy

In the next few months, I haven't set a firm date on it yet, but I will be re-releasing my short story collection, Tales from the Fringes.  I wasn't happy with the amount of typos that I missed so I am going to re-proofread it extra carefully.  Also, I have reformatted the e-book versions so they are formatted like fiction and not nonfiction.  I did it like that because I put it out in haste and didn't take the time to research it enough.  But now, over the summer, I have done that, and I can afford the time right now to do it, since it is something I can do to get my mind in the right state to do research or studying.  I am actually working on my thesis now, which is nice.

Most of my time is still spent learning how to teach, which is really exciting, challenging, and fun!  It's kind of an adrenaline rush.  After I'm finished I feel like I have run a marathon.  Yesterday -- and it's mainly because it's August and humid and I am wearing long-sleeved shirts and ties -- I was covered in sweat.  I am someone who sweats in the middle of winter, though, so it doesn't really make much of a difference.  The hardest part is getting them to participate, but I think I actually made some progress yesterday.  They really started contributing as much as I could expect a bunch of people who are looking for the practical value of what I am teaching.  I am fine with that, but I still expect them to try and have fun with it.  It's a lot easier to learn something that you are having fun doing.

My philosophy is essentially dropping them in the deep end  and urging them to take off the life jackets and starting to swim.  I don't know how good of a swimming coach I would be -- but with writing there is really no other way.  You almost have to feel like you are drowning, like the only thing that will keep you afloat is if you actually fight for your life and say everything you need to say. In the real world this might not be a good approach but here in the theoretical realm of the classroom, with pencil and paper and computers, it is all possible.  If I am getting through to them and actually teaching them how to swim, eventually -- hopefully at least a few of them -- will learn to swim and feel comfortable taking off the life jackets.  Hopefully the rest of them will at least stay afloat and make it on to the next class.  Hopefully no one will take off the life jacket with the intention of drowning themselves.  Don't get me wrong, ideally, I would like to see everyone swimming on their own, but, realistically, I know that is not going happen.  I will try to reach as many of them as possible in the time that I have.

It's harder than I imagined it would be than to set the class I am teaching aside to work on my other classes, but I can't lose sight of the importance of those classes either.  I have to maintain my GPA and I truly want to learn everything I can and write some good papers.  While I will definitely continue applying to conferences, I think I would rather focus on writing papers for publishing.  Either way will help me build my C.V., and the more I am published, the more likely I will be invited to speak at conferences, which will all help me get into a PhD. program -- well, as long as they see the potential in me and that I have the drive to succeed.  If I want to get tenure this is the game that I have to play.

That's why I am also taking Out in the Garage and Tales from the Fringes very seriously -- the better they look, the better they are written, the fewer the mistakes/typos I leave in them, the more likely they will be an asset, eventually.  I do have to work more towards exhausting my avenues of  distribution and promotion so that I can maximize my fan-base and continue building my Internet reach.   That's why I will continue to write and move forward with all of my projects, along with school, because the only way I will succeed is if I keep trying -- I just have to be reasonable with the amount of time I can spend working towards these goals.  The more successful I am, the more time I will spend towards reaching them.

But, for now, it's back to reading "The Darkling Thrush" and "On the Departure Platform".  It won't be long before I jump into finishing the writing prompt for my class's first essay, so I can get it looked over by my adviser before I hand it out tomorrow.

Friday, August 2, 2013

Always Moving Forward

Still working through my first proof of Out in the Garage.  I am taking my time with it, trying to get the language as close to perfect as possible.  I have made some definite improvements.  The hard part for me is to not do too much.  I think that balance comes from experience, something that I will know more about after I get this done.  After I go through it and make the changes to my manuscript, then I will order another proof and solely focus on eliminating typos.

This will take some time, especially as I am trying to focus more on getting prepared for school -- particularly the College Composition class that I am teaching.  Now I have the texts that I will be teaching from, I can thoroughly go through them. I want to be comfortable with the material, because I know it will take a little while for me to find my rhythm as a teacher.  The more prepared I am the better off I will be.  My goal is to educate and make it as interesting as I can, because the hardest part won't be the teaching, it will be combating the indifference of the students.

I am also trying to focus more on my thesis: do my research and write my prospectus.  While I won't get it all done by the semester starts, I want have a good start on it.  My goal is to have my prospectus done by the end of the first five weeks.  I will probably be doing a lot of writing over Christmas break, but I have two semesters, so I just need to pace myself and not procrastinate too much (more than I already have).

In general, I am going to start focusing more on school and my school work and my career than on my hobbies.  It is the only way I am going to accomplish my goals.  I don't want to keep working in wage slavery -- or, at least, if I am going to continue being poor I want to at least enjoy my job and not be as poor as I am now so that I can at least pay all of my bills, pay back my debt, and still have a little money left over.  I don't need to be rich or famous or anything like that, I just don't want to feel like I am struggling.  In short, I just want the simple life -- which is far more difficult to achieve than I ever imagined it could be.

Finally, I am going to re-release my short story collection, Tales from the Fringes. I have taken the time to learn how to put together a professional-looking e-book version, and I am going through and trying to eliminate typos.  I put it out so quickly that I didn't take enough time to do everything I need to do, and, as the publisher, and a perfectionist, I feel that the product I have for sale isn't as high quality as I am capable of.  Not that it is bad, or anything, I am just learning and am trying to hold myself to higher standards.  I am also going to release the e-book through Smashwords and many other websites where it is not currently available, including the iBookstore.  This will all be happening relatively soon.  I have reformatted it; now I just have find the typos.



Sunday, May 19, 2013

Gorilla Penises: By a Hipster, for Hipsters

I am a male, millennial hipster, so, therefore, my market (primarily) is likely going to be millennial male hipsters.  Does that mean my writing won't appeal to others?  I don't know.  Hopefully it will.  I mean, after all, hipsters do discover everything, so, if my writing becomes mainstream (eventually) I will have sell out and change my marketing strategy (by highlighting the sex and violence and denying any deeper meanings).  Until then, well, I am happy with marketing my writing to people who, like, like obscure, underground shit with some depth and, yes, even some irony.

And yes, I have come to terms with and accept the fact that I am a hipster.  While I don't necessarily see why this is an applicable label for me, I have been told that I am one -- by various people  -- so, therefore, if that is true, then who am I to debate it?  Do I love music, art, and want to preserve the environment, and don't buy into popular culture, necessarily, at least not 100% of the time (or really even 50% of the time)?  I believe those things are true.  Do I wear dark-framed glasses and Chuck's?  Yes.  Do I enjoy irony?  It depends.  Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.  I am not one to use it just because I want to sound cool.

I try not to be pretentious, but, realistically, everyone is to a certain degree pretentious -- anyone who cares about what other people think and does things differently because of that.  I guess that means I just try to keep my pretentiousness to an acceptable level -- at least as much as someone getting a master's degree in English Literature can.

I guess, since I am marketing to hipsters, that means I have to open up accounts to sell through ibookstore and probably smashwords as well.  If anyone has any other ideas for places where hipsters are likely to buy shit, please, let me know.  As a hipster, I know where I buy shit, but there are different types of hipsters (I mean, after all, what are labels if there aren't sub-labels and sub-sub-labels to more clearly define a person or thing).

Keep in mind that I am a poor grad student and am looking for free and cheap ways to get this collection, Tales from the Fringes, out to its audience (if it indeed does have one), and other future projects (such as my upcoming novel).

Speaking of my upcoming novel, I am changing my mind back to calling it Out in the Garage.  I don't feel like I have to spoon-feed anybody the main theme by titling it For Granted. If I have failed as a writer and readers don't get that, I am okay with it, so much as they get something out of it.  I am not going to keep dwelling on the same projects when I have so many other great ideas.  I am planning on releasing my novel October 18, 2013, because October 18, 1851 is the date Moby Dick was released.  If you don't know by now, I have developed a kind of obsession with Melville (as I am writing my thesis on one of his books).  It seemed appropriate to me  for that reason and the fact that the epigraph is a quote from Moby Dick.  Although, to be honest, the book is more inspired by Fitzgerald and Salinger.

Now I am going to say The Great Gatsby a bunch of times: The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby The Great Gatsby...

That should be sufficient for now.