Friday, March 23, 2012

It ain't Pictionary, Motherfucker

I saw this man's penis once.  It was hanging out like a drunkard doubled-over.   I am not bragging.  The thing that made it homo-erotic was the man's face.  Me, well, I was just his doctor.

Friday, March 16, 2012

Suburban Cowboy

He approached, step by step, edging closer and closer, staring his enemy right in its one eye. His enemy gurgled, spit at him as he edged closer, his weapon in his hand....  And he plunged that toilet, clearing the shit out of it, once and for all.