I am on a roll here, it has been like three days in a row, now, that I have updated this.
It seemed high time that I should get a bit saucy, so here it goes. This blog has officially been saucified. There, it's been done. It's irreversible.
Now that the saucification has been asserted, and then doubly or triply verified, I will be eligible for membership in the International Saucy Blog Owners of America (ISBOA).
Then, as other members of ISBOA, I will gain the full authority to officially verify the saucy levels of another persons blog and deem that person eligible for the group, or not. We're not that picky so we're more like the Masons than the Illuminati. And we're saucier than either of those groups, so there's that bonus of being a member of ISBOA.
Needless to say there are a lot of hipsters who are members, because, let's face it, who else are saucier than hipsters, other than, say, drag queens?
ISBOA FOR LIFE!
Okay, shit... ISBOA just disbanded. We are no longer a group. It seems like, combined, we had too much sauciness than even we could handle.
Well, it looks like I have to become a drag queen now.
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