And he comes down from the heavens, an Elvis looking Jesus in a wool suit and tie, with a Gideon’s Bible in his back pocket. Jesus is an Evangelical. His own light reflects off of his magnificent cross medallion and blinds the onlookers of the world with righteous fury. His eyes wear a self-assured scowl behind his sunglasses, but no one can see that except for him. Behold, the Archangels, smiling with certitude, on his flanks armed with automatic weapons. With a sweeping point of his finger he sends all the sinners to Hell and all the saints to Heaven.