Friday, January 18, 2013

I am a Government Robot and so are You.

I always feel a little lost without having something to work on.  I need to feed the creativity monster that rages around the inside of my brain.  I don't know why.  Maybe it is a kind of brain parasite...

To come to that conclusion so quickly, well....I think that means I've probably just seen too many bizarre movies.  Everything I watch, after all, does dictate my actions, directly.  I am merely channeling into my creative brain the subliminal messages in the programs that I watch.  That means, it's only a matter of time before I turn into a raving lunatic.  Everyone is doing it nowadays, you know?  It's the cool thing.  I've watch Skins, I know.

This surreal mindfuck called life we live in is merely a reflection of the television we watch.

Maybe, if I am going to be affected by what I watch on television I should only watch 70's porn and Monty Python's Flying Circus.  I am told, though, that the plot of Deep Throat is in fact untrue, so maybe I should watch things that have more universal truth value.  I guess that means it's all Animal House all the time.

Et tu, Brute?

If everything that I watch is going to brainwash me into living whatever type of life that whatever I watch is propagating, then maybe I should just not watch anything, gouge out my eyes, and drive a convertible off a cliff with my best friend and partner in crime.  You know who you are. ;-)

I suppose I shouldn't listen to any music anymore, although I did make it past 27 so that stuff is in but maybe I should still avoid gangster rap.

I don't know.  I no longer have a mind of my own.  Might as well put an antennae on the top of my head so I can receive the signal directly.  Screw television.  Why watch it when I can live it?

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